Exams sexam hye rabba!!!

Whew!!!

What a relief!!!

Finally the monster of exams is not here , although he has promised me to come back after 6 months and also promised to show his fear in the month of February ( I m talking about results).

I don’t know what happened to me this time, for the first time I was… wait … no one was in fever of exams ( leave toppers idiots, they have nothing to do else.). We guys were 24x7 online on internet, we chatted with each n every one possible. We watched movies. We did whatever we didn’t suppose to do at that time. And the irony was no one is crying even after bad exams (huh, I m not talking about results, on that day from topper to bloody looser everyone cry. Topper to get more and looser hehehe to clear exams or to pass exams…)

Though my exams were not satisfactory this time, but because of our university pattern, we were too much blessed. Our blessing level was too much up that no one dares to touch before examination day. :)

Right from 1^st exam to last one, we people were leg pulling enjoying our sleepless nights (not burning midnight lamps buddy) but chatting on computer, making communities to do more leg pulling work.

My friend and me had already written so many algorithms helpful in passing exams, (links will be provided to each and everyone on demand).

So I am once again labeled as free after exams, huh, I know I have too much things in my mind for this vacations. Lets see how will I climb my dangerous plans. :). Till then jai ram ji ki… errr jai sita ram ji… :)

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit

water water... hmm i am aquarius.

few years back when I was kid (8-10years old ) …

I was in bathroom .

Mom : kitna khelega pani se, ar logo ko bhi nahana hai (how much will you play with water, other want to bath too)

Me: kya hai .. tang mat karo.. ( plz don’t disturb me )

Same history repeats itself years to years, day after day…

And this love for water was increasing with its pace.

Being an Aquarius it is natural for me. To do water works, to love water.

21/10/2007 (today’s date)

I woke up as usual, and after reading all the SMSs from friends on Dushera. I started to begin my daily activity.

So my first step out of my bed.

CHAPAK

2^nd step

CHAPAK

I realized that I am still in dreams but wait wait …

My image was floating on the floor…

Ohhhhhhh shit…

My floor was flooded with water :( . some 3-5 cm in height .

Ohhh what happened… Then I realized our lovely cook remained open the tap of kitchen and all blames to Pune’s builder. They bloody @%$#$%@# didn’t get time to provide better drainage system in kitchen.

So water was coming from that source.

Firstly I made the tap off. Then ran to my room mate ..

Me : gaba plzzz wake up.. our flat has been flooded by water.

Gaba: bhad mai ja …( go to hell)

Me : abey I am not kidding yar, really flat has been flooded…

Gaba : let me sleep , I slept at 6 am.

Me: abey idiot wake up. It is 8 am now. Plzzzzzzzzz help me . I am unable to clean it on my own.

Gaba then ignored me and used his blanket to cover each n every part of his body.

Me: #$%^$%^#$&#$T#$^&%^&$Y#$%&%^&%^#&%^&@$T%@#$^@$&#%^&@^@#$ ( some words are better to keep in encrypted form… I hope you are getting my feeling)

So I took broom and started sweeping water first from my rom. Oh shit I am missing one thing which is known as WIPER. :(

But it is in my luck to use desi things to clean the floor.

And to make my condition worst , my maid didn’t come.

So here I am .. and this is me… with broom.

Sweap sweap and sweap…

After that I realized I am just wasting my time using simple broom to clean things.

Then I used one desi method .. and I used my old towel to squeeze water .

After 1 hour of cleaning I became tired :( and took rest.

Once again after 5 mins of rest I was bac to action.

My room -> kitchen ->gaba’s room->bathroom.

Everywhere …

Finally cook came and he started laughing on my condition…

Gurrrrrrrr

Me: bhaiya it is because of you.

Cook : hahahaha

Me : chal don’t laugh and clean the remaining :(

Cook : ok bhaiya…

And he took charge from me, it was just like exchanging duties. He started cleaning floors of rooms and kitchen.

Whew

Then I realized god is too great.

He saw that our maid won’t come today so he adjusted his entire festive mood and forced me to make my flat cleaner.

And after hard work (muuuuuuuuah I love this hard work term, because I never do it) my flat was cleaner: O

Some of the hidden advantages of this cleaning program. :

1) flat is much cleaner today

2) I got my cute rugby ball back… hurray now I can play with that (don’t think any other thing.. it is just a softball in shape of rugby ball. And I love to play with it in my room. :) )

3)i got my 2 pairs of socks

And there are too many.

Rest is fine.

HAPPY VIJAYDASHMI

Being in final year of computer engineering,

Like any other thing this is also a landmark of anyone’s life. It is not an ordinary year; even it is a period which you always want to keep in your memories. Finally I have realized the things which I am getting in pieces. Quite obvious I am not talking about my academics but I am talking about a gate which will throw me out from my educational life to a professional life.

I never have an attitude of final year student. I am living my life as it is coming on my way. Means controlling all emotions in one life.

Today I realized the value of this attitude. I was in lift of our college library. And with me there was one guy, I really don’t know about him. Well after shutting the doors I started doing my job which is full up of making insanity , well I was playing with (not on.. ) my mobile…

Guy next to me: can’t you stand properly.

Me: :O

Guy: well I am in 3^rd year; you should respect your seniors. (I don’t how did he judge my class. :O )

So lift reached to the ground floor, common destination of both of us.

Me : excuse me sir.

Guy : yes

Me: by the way I am in final year and I think final year comes after 3^rd year.

And finally I gave victorious smile to him.

Guy: :O sorry sir… I thought you are in 2^nd year.

Me: its ok buddy… but take it as lesson.

And left the place waving my mobile in same way, I was doing in the lift. :)

Recently I have also started feeling that I am a student of computer engineering :o . Well don’t be shocked, I never did any technical work, I never did my assignments on my own and also I have never gave my practical exams in fair manner.

Last night I was talking to papa on phone.

Papa: so how much have you started studying? (my father is also a member of CPI.. it is not communist party of India. You nerd!!!, it is common problem in India… well it means when a person only knows two states 0 and 1, i.e. either on or off. Well to make things clear my father only talked about studies and money on phone, 0 or 1 in my language, means in language of computer engineering… aha Digital electronics .. I love it…)

Me: I am busy in project work.

Papa: and what about money, you are misusing my ATM card now.

Me: err… papa I never did, actually blah blah blah (you people can mail me to take crash course of making fake expenses.)

Papa: hey you have got one CD as gift.

Me : oh please send it to my address.

Papa: ok give me your mail address.

Me: ok it is aashish.dixit@gmail.com , send it as attachment.

Papa : :O