Adult Kid

It’s becoming a habit of people to make me wait. Wait for any damn thing possible… wait for a call, wait for a dinner, wait to ring me when required, wait, wait, wait, wait... I think I am becoming waiting machine (weighting machine too :( )

So today Mr. AKS made me waited for a lunch, when I was coming from a class. And guys trust me if AKS is asking for 2 min time then be sure you are going to wait for 20 or more minutes.

So I reached before him at the destined location. And after so many phone calls and abusing data transfer finally I realized that there is no need to wait him like a waiting person, its better to do some time pass.

The location of our meet was “a restra near shiva ji nagar railway station”.

So I looked for nearby time passes. Generally in such cases best time passes are any book shop or CD stall on roads. And luckily there was one CD stall.

So I decided to watch CDs. (though I am a big thief, cyber thief who steals every damn thing possible from internet… including software to movies to songs.. everything .. you name it I download it)

To my disappointment that stall had only movies and mp3 cds. So I just had a gaze there and went away. But I still had to do timepass.

I decided to purchase cartoon CDs (tom n jerry or any such cartoon Cds) . I looked carefully cover of each n every CD possible.

But to my biggest unfortunate there was nothing, I was about to leave that place.

Suddenly the owner of Stall asked me “ bhaiya what do you want”

Me: “yaar , I think you don’t have that stuff” and gave very bad sad expression.

He: “no sir, I have all CDs possible just tell me what do you want”

Me: “yaar I am unable to find that out, I think you don’t keep it”

He gave very wicked smile and blinked and opened one of his bags.

He took out 2-3 CDs.

To my surprise those CDS were of porn movies, :P .

He: “see bhaiya, I have every collection possible… you were looking for it.. am I right sir. I have lots of other too”.

I thud my head by my hand. And uttered 2-3 words for my friend who made me wait there because of him I was in such condition.

I gave wicked smile to him too…

Me: “did I ask for it… are I am asking for TOM n JERRY CDs”

Till time I was completely out of my sense and laughing very badly…

He was in real surprise because by my age I am 22 but by my habits I am still 12… god people are still unable to understand me. :P

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit