Being SINGLE.

Sometime it is really havoc to remain SINGLE…

Q. what is SINGLE?

a. SINGLE: Not married or related to the unmarried state (according to dictionary).

But engineer’s definition (you know, I have to take care of my own occupation it is really mandatory for me to answer in that language.)

Single : a very disturbing state of girl/boy, in which (s)he has to show pair of teeth in front of everyone , to show that you are still happy with this status though you are not.

It is also a relationship status option in website “ORKUT” , which decides your profile visits if you are female and sometime it also decides your status in front of other one. And if you are a boy... does it even matter to boys whether they are on orkut or not: P

Single also means a SIN Gazed on Lonely Earth ( I tried to make full form of SINGLE).

This is the level of answers which we wrote in our examinations, guess the level of frustration of examiners after checking it.

Well cut the crap, and coming to the point.

Yesterday a south Indian lion (who live inside me though I am north Indian) roared badly and demanded for good south Indian food. So I had only one good option in Pune i.e. restaurant Vaishali at F C Road. :x (well hotels in Pune too serve south Indian foods but it has good Maharashtrian flavor which I really dislike.)

Usually this place is over crowded with people on weekends. It means you have to wait for at least 30 mins or more if you want to enjoy south Indian cuisine there.

I was alone there, with no one to company at dine. So it was really difficult for restaurant staff to provide a table to single person when 20-30 people more are waiting. So they asked me “can you join any one else, if you don’t have problem.”

Me: “no, I don’t have any problem. But please confirm from their side too”.

Now I am telling you this world is becoming crueler for mushy couples. That idiot waiter directly went to one such couple to ask about one seat... and that’s too for me!!!

Waiter: “sir a boy is standing there; can he join you people, if you don’t have any problem?”

Boy (astonished completely and was in mood to kill that waiter but I think he tried to become smart in front his girl friend): “don’t you guys have any other seat to offer him?”

Waiter: “no sir, restaurant is completely full today, as you know it is Sunday” (and smiled like a champion because he did his work perfectly).

Boy: “ok… we don’t have problem”

Then boy gazed to girl, and read her complaining eyes :p and they became silent. And for the first time I behaved like “pyar ka dushman “ in my entire life. :x just because of that idiot waiter.

I joined them, and I really don’t know what happened to them. They stopped discussing things. I was sitting opposite to girl.(she was very cute , and guy was $%@#$%@#$ in front of her)( you may also call it jealous factor).

We three were sitting there just like Gandhi ji’s three monkey. I had tried to play role of all three to remain silent, I tried not to listen any word from them and most important not to see that girl. (Blushes)

Now I was feeling very shy because of it, because I interrupted someone’s family planning or someone’s future plans about marriage or at least say any thing they were planning initially. :P

Even I tried my best to behave friendly with them, but it seemed that they were promised before my arrival that audio data transfer is sin in front of any computer engineer.

Suddenly I saw a table where only a pair of son and his father was sitting. I went directly to waiter and told him to ask kiddo-n-papa pair to allow and adjust me with them.

And also I abused waiter to give such sit previously.

Me: “ sharm nahi aati hai kisi k bhi saath betha dete ho”

Waiter (grinning): “sir us time koi sit khali hi nahi thi, aur aapne enjoy nahi kia.”

Me (tried to show more aggression): to wait nahi karva sakta tha” :X

Waiter:” offo sir, ok mai puchta hai un se..”

And finely I got sit at that table of father and son. And it was really a bad thing which 1 single could face at any crowded place.

M.A.D i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit