Jogging :(

 

Scene 1

Friend A:  are you pregnant?

Me: :O, since when boys are becoming pregnant. You idiot.

Friend A : no , actually you are getting weight day by day!!!

Me : :(

Scene 2

Friend B : what is your diet? I am afraid you will finish up all the things in dinner, and we will remain hungry.

Me: Oye fitte muh. My diet is normal; in fact I eat less than you. X-(

 

Scene 3

I am on phone with my mom.

Maa : bas mota hi hota rahiyo, kam mat ho jaiyo. Abhi chuttiya hai kuch kaam hi kar le. Weight ka kuch khayal kar and blah blah blah (conclusion: you are getting too much weight, start exercising)

Me: do you have any other thing to talk about? Huh (I seriously think sometime what will my mom talk about if I solve this problem of weight!!!)

 

There are so many more scenes too; even people who have never seen me are talking me in sarcastic way!!!

So finally I decided to do something.

 

Ahem!!!

I am good in yoga so initially I planned to start with yogic exercises; everything was going perfectly fine till one day one friend challenged me to become lesser in weight than him till 7^th January. ( I know it is not fair and time limit is very short. But challenge is challenge.

So today I decide to reduce it by faster way, a jogging way. (I have a good stamina in running and walking, so it is not a difficult task but the thing is I need a partner to jog with).

Today 20 December 2007

I woke up by 6:00 am (I was online till 2:00am, we poor internet breed of humans)

I called my friend for a company, even after 6-7 calls I was getting same reception “tring tring”… now it was cheesing me off. X-(

So I started jogging after replying my scraps on orkut, giving my valuable ( :O ) thoughts on various communities and replying my emails ( there was not a single bloody email in my mailbox today x-( )

Finally I am on road at 6:45am, accompanied by street dogs, fellow joggers (age group 50 to infinity)

Huh PMC (Pune Municipal Corporation) is not working seriously, too much trash on roads. Well nothing to worry about, I am still on road (walking, venue of jogging is our university road which is 700 m long, no idea about width :O)

Everything seems to be fine… wait... Who is burning coal at this time... Huh… that’s why I suggest people to do yoga. India is becoming polluted and populated day by day.

Huh!!! Is it necessary for people to throw condoms on roads x-(.

 

Finally after a Km walk, I am on university road (remember which is 700 m long)

Round 1:

Yaar India is really becoming populated; lots of people are there for walking. (Age group: 12 to 70+)... Damn it no hot chick is jogging.

Round 2:

Hmph hmph!!! Aaha lots of guys are coming for jogging; I am the only lazy ass who was not thinking about this. Idiot me.

Round 3:

Officially final round, because it is my first day and I have reached to my stamina limit. Hmph hmph… wow there is group of girls. :( may my luck wonders like Chetan Bhagat’s Five point someone novel’s Hari. Offo is it necessary or girls to come with their salman khan look like boy friends.

Finally I am out of campus, and sweating like a melting glacier.

May be I will keep continuing this practice. :)

 

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit

180 min.

i modified this song to this shit, just to motivate all students appearing in various exams.. you know i am so kind..

180 minutes

180 minute !!!
180 minute hai tumhare paas
shayad
tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas
180 minute
aaj tum accha likho ya bura
yeh 180 minute tumhe
zindagi bhar yaad rahenge
toh kaise likhna hai
aaj main tumhe nahi batayunga
bas itna kahunga
ki jaayo
aur yeh 180 minute
jee bhar ke likho
kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein
chahe sahi ho ya na ho
chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe
tum haaro ya jeeto
lekin yeh 180 minute
tumse koi nahi cheen sakta
koi nahi
toh
maine socha ki
iss exam mein kaise likhna hai
aaj main tumhe nahi batayunga
balki tum mujhe batayoge
likhkar
kyunki main jaanta hoon
ki agar yeh 180 minute
iss exam ka har questions mai
apni memory ki sabse badiya
answer likh dia
toh yeh 180 minute
khuda bhi tumse waapis nahi maang sakta
toh jaayo
jaayo aur apne aap se
iss zindagi se
apne khuda se
aur har uss insaan se jisne tumhe
tumpar barosa na kiya ho
apne 180 minute cheen lo


M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit

O Re Piya

Sometimes even a song can change your mood, I remember of one guy who left USA just because of one song (I am talking about Mr. Raj Bapna of mind power who left USA just because of song “chithi aayi hai”).

Yesterday I was chatting with one of my friend, we generally chat about movies as well songs (a height of Vellapan you can say). So she asked me about “aaja nachle” movie… at that time I was only in the clouds of bad reviews of this movie from various sources. So I had no idea about its song, I had an idea of that controversial song and nothing else. She forced me to listen this song “o re pia”.

First I downloaded it from website like and ideal cyber thief. Aaaahhhhaaaaaa this song is sung by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan Sahab. Wow a treat to ears; it was the first reaction after few lines of song. Suddenly I was completely in song. It’s a song about a girl who is completely mad for her love and chasing her love.

Suddenly I was in completely in the fever of song and don’t know from where one tear rolled out of my eyes. I became mad and started moving my feet. Whew thanks to god that I was alone in my flat at that time, I started giving facial expression, I was completely out of my sense at that time. And then it happened which even never happened to me by listening any fast dance track. Yes I started dancing slowly, slowly. My player was in one song repeat mode. And after 1 hour or 1.5 hours, I came in my sense. Hell what was I doing and for whom? So many questions were floating in my minds just in few seconds.

I am sure some of you might have felt the same magic with this song. Here is the lyric of this song.

O re piya haye 3

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re
O re piya haye 2

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya
O re Piya haye 2
O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..

Nazrein bolen duniya bole
dil ki zaban haaye dil ki zubaan
Ishq maange ishq chahe koi toofan

Chalna aahiste ishq naya hai
Pehla yeh vada humne kiya hai

O re piya haaye 2
O re piya
Piyaaaaa....

yehhh piya

Nange pairo pe angaro
chalti rahi haaye chalti rahi
Lagta hai ke gairo mein
Palti rahi haaye
le chal wahan jo
Mulk tera hai
Jahil zamana
dushman mera hai

haaye

O re piya haye 5

Brief about song:

Movie : Aaja Nachle (2007)

Music Director : Salim Suleman

Singer : Rahat Fateh Ali Khan Sahab

Lyricists: Jaideep Suhani and Piyush Mishra

Mood/Type: Sad.

Listen it to feel the magic.

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit

Exams sexam hye rabba!!!

Whew!!!

What a relief!!!

Finally the monster of exams is not here , although he has promised me to come back after 6 months and also promised to show his fear in the month of February ( I m talking about results).

I don’t know what happened to me this time, for the first time I was… wait … no one was in fever of exams ( leave toppers idiots, they have nothing to do else.). We guys were 24x7 online on internet, we chatted with each n every one possible. We watched movies. We did whatever we didn’t suppose to do at that time. And the irony was no one is crying even after bad exams (huh, I m not talking about results, on that day from topper to bloody looser everyone cry. Topper to get more and looser hehehe to clear exams or to pass exams…)

Though my exams were not satisfactory this time, but because of our university pattern, we were too much blessed. Our blessing level was too much up that no one dares to touch before examination day. :)

Right from 1^st exam to last one, we people were leg pulling enjoying our sleepless nights (not burning midnight lamps buddy) but chatting on computer, making communities to do more leg pulling work.

My friend and me had already written so many algorithms helpful in passing exams, (links will be provided to each and everyone on demand).

So I am once again labeled as free after exams, huh, I know I have too much things in my mind for this vacations. Lets see how will I climb my dangerous plans. :). Till then jai ram ji ki… errr jai sita ram ji… :)

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit

Exams :(

Twinkle twinkle little star…

Aur yeh jo exams hai yeh hai sabke baap.

I know above poem is bad, in fact very bad. But one can easily see my mental condition in examination time. A time in which I love to do each and everything possible than studies. I swear these exams are different than previous any exams happened. First of all it is my first time to final year :p. means after 6 months I will kick on the a** of this engineering. Whew. I can see stress free (???) life.. I know industry people are watching me and ready to give tons of work, like their senior did. But hey it is too much now with studies.

I am watching movies daily (downloading source will be revealed on demand). I have watched Gawaria ohh wait wait.. it was sawaria. I named it gawaria because initial first part was just like any chitrahar show having 2-3 hosts who are making fun of public by giving stupid dialogues. A so called love story , I was full up of tears after watching this movie. Yes sanjay leela bhansali is greatest movie maker. But hey hey I was not crying because of emotional flow of movie but those were tears of happiness.. whew 2 hours are over so is this movie. I was very happy after this movie because I am still to understand WHY. Why this movie. Why did I watch this movie. No doubt sets of movie were awesome and songs were too good. But story and acting.. nah.. sonam kapoor and ranbir kapoor were looking cute but why did SLB took salman and rani who spoiled movie.

Well after this I watched Om Shanti Om. It was better than previous one or say it was seem to be better to me after sawaria effect. Though it was spoof of so many things. Even SRK did his spoof. Deepika was looking gorgeous and I must tell you SRK is much better than any other one with 6 pack abs. he has started inspiring me.

The most irritating thing about this PLs( preparation leaves, which are supposed to be used by any student to study for exams) is internet. I have started sitting for 5-6 hours daily on it. And I am not the only one with such daily habit. Maximum of my college friends are following same routine. In fact we people have started making fun on internet. Guess we are studying on gtalk. Gosh. We r discussing problems ( obviously love problems, who cares about study problem).

This is our condition in exams. :( mano ya na mano…

Same is the news from all over india from fellow final year engineers…

Ok start wishing me luck buddies. Who knows your best wish may give some fortune to me.

M.A.D
i.e.

Mr. Ashish Dixit