Saturday, October 06, 2007

chai per bulaya hai...

Winamp played a trick with me, and played some songs which I was in forgetting processes. After playing some melodious tracks, suddenly it played a track “SHAYAD MERI SHAADI KA KHAYAL”…

Tough I don’t prefer to listen such highly motivating, inspiring, stimulating, etc songs which motivates youths to a dangerous gamble of life known as MARRIAGE.

But I was in bathroom and playing with my razor to make my face cleaner, in short I was shaving.

And because of one term known as “LAZYNESS”, I allowed it to play. Now my brain started playing with my thinking power and I started thinking if…

1) If her mom called me for tea, then what will happen: as I prefer anything over tea.

Her mom: so beta what would you take tea or …

Me: err, can’t we chat and forget about tea or other formalities.

Her mom: beta don’t feel shy, feel as home. Now tell me what you would prefer to take.

Me: hmm. Ok can we have ICE tea, I simply love it.

Her mom: I am sorry son, but ice tea…??? Sorry I don’t know how to make it.

Me: its ok aunty, so can we have Lemon Tea. It is good for health too. Lime is best for our body and blah blah blah…

Her mom: :( I am sorry once again…

Me: ok. Simple tea is fine, but I prefer to have 1 TS sugar in it.

Her mom: ok

And after this “TEA with her mom” program we chatted something else.

2) If her dad called me for the same, in any of good restaurant

Father: so son, how are you, I listened about you. She was disturbing my days and nights in your introduction.

Me: I am fine and it’s my pleasure to listen such things for me. (Blushing)

Father: so where are you working, and at what post.

Me: sir I am working in this blah blah blah company and this blah blah blah post (I am still jobless, is any recruiter reading this, CV will be mailed as per requirement)

Father: oh it’s nice. So what would you have a simple tea :O :O :O

Me (making expression of not again… puhllllleeeeeeez….. but somehow I recall some of my friend’s request that first impression is last one, so please don’t behave like Ashish there) : oh yeah sir, whatever you prefer.

Father (expression: showing attitude of father-in-law): why? Can’t you make this simple decision?

Me: err. Ok sir, coffee will be fine for me. Expresso.

Father : uff this generation… coffee coffee.. don’t you people know about benefits of tea.

Me: err, ok sir one tea for me , with 1 TS sugar.

Father(in his old expression of attitude) : order it to waiter, I am not working here as waiter.

Me (gulp) :yes sir… sir by the way what would you prefer?

Father :me.. ok order one coffee for me

Me : :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

3) If she turns out to be tea lover.

I will simply type www.orkut.com and search any other for me… :(

And finally after this shaving-cum-dream sequence I felt the power of Gillette razors, truly yar, these people are number 1 in making blades. I got two cuts on my face :( in this shaving process.

16 comments:

♪♪Happy Go Lucky♪♪ said...

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satan' queen said...

hey dude! it was on truly amazing post! The flow of thoughts...from coffee to tea and back forth...and your innate sense of humor gave the post the status of one of the best reads of all time! ..uhuhm..to cut the short story short...great work done! n ...i luv coffee too...err tea pe nahi bulaoongi apne hone wale unn ko!hehehehe ;)

M A D said...

@satan queen

hahaha

sure yaar... even i prefer to have anything than tea. and coffee is my all time fav.. ;)

waise bhi aajkal koi chai pe kaha bulata hai , ab to log sidha pizza hut ya McD per bulate hai... :)

Juhi said...

Very well written post..and ur tea story! u better start developing the taste from now...cuz someday you will be invited over tea!!
Nice blog...do check out mine http://travelnlife.blogspot.com

M A D said...

@juhi

thanx for your encouraging words..

and yukkkkssss

i often drink tea , but really yaar .. it yukssssssssss .. it is no where in front of coffee...

:)

MoonStone said...

Nice post... :)

I think you should have asked for milk instead of coffee... he he he! ;) ...

A word of advice, use Gillette Mach 3, us se face par cuts lagne ka chance thoda kam rehta hai...

M A D said...

@shishir

rahne de .. i love coffee..

ad mr.. i have gillette mach3 , :( isne bhi dhoka de hi dia..

MoonStone said...

@ mach 3 e bhi dhokha de diya

koi baat nahi yaar.. tera to poori duniya kaat rahi hai
ek razer ne bhi kaat diya to kaun sa pahad toot pada??

M A D said...

@shishir..

ha bhai.. tere jaise dost rahenge to dushman ki jarurat kis ehai... :x

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