Hye exam ke yeh din….

1st of all , please don’t mind anything wrongly described or any use of wrong word in this blog, because you know my mental state is not in proper condition because of “our param pujya exams”.

Well craps apart, I have my regular exams from tomorrow. Hehehe
1st one is of “Data Communication” and some how I managed to cover its syllabus, and guys trust me it is very easy subject but wait confusing also. There are so many graphs and so many block diagrams to remember. I need photographic memory at this instant.

Well preparation wise I am very alert this time, I have very few weak points in maximum of subject (huh to be very true, electronic (subject of semester-3 is still kicking my ass), is the only one who is disturbing mentally, else there is no fear for any).
But this examination time is a good teacher; I have learned so many things from these exams, not to mention about my cheating experience in practical exams. Go and read it in my previous blog.
Also I have seen in the college that if few hands are raising your confidence by few dynamic dialogues then there are also millions of hands to bring you down once again.
It happened with me yesterday in the college, when I prepared enough for the tough (actually tough is insulting word because that was the damn easy topic). But once again from some where I don’t know from where they came, few of my friends came and yelled “ arey tune yeh padh lia , yeh to tough tha , abhi to XYZ topper neb hi nahi padha hai , and lots of blah blah blah”

And I was truly surprised at that moment, because that wasn’t tough at all, but the lengthy one, I must admit this.
And then there were few of my friends who were trying to raise my confidence by showing the pattern and scoring points in the subject. How can I say that they all are angle, actually all are angle because some how they are teaching positive as well negative aspects of life.
Some one has well said “life is big school”.




Waise lots of things are happening in our campus, yesterday two professors from “university of Venice” came to our university to sign any kind of deal with our college, I don’t know what. But this I think is a good step.









waise aajkal mai sirf 2 hi gaane sun raha :) , in English “unbreak my heart” by toni Braxton. This song is my
In hindi “ zindagi ke safar mein” , I love its lyrics , how true is every line just see it.


zindagi ke safar mein,guzar jate hain jo makam
woh phir nahin aate,
woh phir nahin aate
zindagi ke safar mein,guzar jate hain jo makam
woh phir nahin aate, woh phir nahin aate
phool khilte hain, log milte hain
phool khilte hain, log milte hain
magar patjhad main jo phool murjha jate hain
woh baharon ke aane se khilte nahin
kuchh log ek roz jo bichad jate hain
woj hazaron ke aane se milte nahin

umr bhar chahe koi pukara kare unka naam
woh phir nahin aate,
woh phir nahin aate
aap roka hai kya bharosa hai
aap roka hai kya bharosa hai
suno doston shak dosti ka dushman hai
apne dil me ise ghar babane na do
agar tadapna pade yaad me
zindagi rok lo roothkar unko jaane na do
baad me pyaar ke chahe bhejo hazaroon salaam
woh phir nahi aate
woh phir nahi aate
subaah aate hai raat jaate hai
subaah aate hai raat jaate hai
yuhi waqt chalta hi rehta hai rukta nahi
ek pal me ye aage nikal jaata hai
aadmi theek se dekh paata nahin
aur parde pe manzar badal jaata hai
ek baar chale jaate hai jo din raat subaah shaam
woh phir nahi aate
woh phir nahi aate
zindagi ke safar mein,
guzar jate hain jo makam
woh phir nahin aate,
woh phir nahin aate

every line of this song is true image of our real life …

voh fir nahi aate ….
Voh fir nahi aate …

Bbye
Will come back after my exams…

Hare Krishna

Munna Bhai (B.E.)

Some people are very clever and well in our country and the director of munnabhai series is also in that list, I know he will forgive me to use his name in this blog.

Well why munnabhai???
Hmm
Actually it’s a good question for everyone who knows me here in campus or outside the campus…
To all you “gyan ke bhikari” log, I cheated in very unique way in past few practical. (I hope my the people from IT companies are not reading this, else they will kick me out on very first day of my career). Ha to hum kaha the, ha to mitrgano, I cheated in very unique way in past practical exams.

I was very very busy from 30th of October in my exams, gave 7 exams (3 orals and 4 practical exams), now 1st one was data structure and files, I some how cleared with my hinglish in front of external teacher.
Then on my 2nd oral of operating system, my HOD took my oral, and as usual I was unable to answer that PHD guy. He asked very basic questions from UNIX operating system, which was as alien for me as idli sambhar for Osama Bin laden. But I some how answered 2-3 questions and left decision on his hand to pass me or flunk me.
Then 3rd practical was of COBOL, and I was well prepared for it (but only for mini projects, as I thought they people will never ever give any basic program to me) , now see my luck, I got program on factorial and Fibonacci series.( hmm its easy one , you programmers) but I once again I was unable to make those easy programs. So I SMSed my friend ashish Pateria for the solution and he, a person with lots of gold in his heart ( plz don’t kill him for gold) messaged me immediately with solution, and I cleared this exam.
I am not going to write anything about 4th practical, people are self intelligent , they can conclude it by your own( ok hint is , I flunked in this :( )
Now the 5th one, hmm, for the first time in my 5th semester I prepared very hard for any subject but in last during the time of oral, I forgot almost each and every basic thing. I don’t how it happened, but the result was very horrible. And it look a complete disaster when your external remarked like this “ kyu dixit ji , padh kar nahi aaye the kya “ and my sweet sa answer to him was “ sir , jitna padha tha utna reply kar dia” then he asked my roll no. and entered some figures on his list which is going to play a vital role in my mark sheet.
Hehehe
I couldn’t forget the experience of this practical in my entire life, this practical turn out to be nightmare for maximum of students of my department; actually our college took “panga” with students and changes the pattern of practical exam. Till last year they were giving mini projects on VB to students in practical exams, and every student was prepared as accordingly, but this time some thing was wrong in our department, and they changed the entire pattern of exam. They gave SQL queries to solve, and we people were like “ kala akshar bhes brabar “ in this . and to make condition hell , my term was on the 3rd day of the practical, now they were doing more and more experiments, and as accordingly to pattern , I was prepared enough for SQL but not for VB’s mini project. And you know some thing is wrong happened in my account of luck, I got VB project in exam. Clap clap clap .
Now the situation is once again disaster for me, once again I used my mobile handset and airtel connection to send one SOS SMS to my friend Shwetabh about the queries, and you people should know, if Pateria has gold in heart, then this guy has tons of Platinum in his heart. Some how I managed to complete my project but in the last some thing wrong happened with the connectivity of project with oracle, and teacher just remarked “project complete, table not entered” let see am I going to flunk or pass?

Now the 7th one, Hehehe
This was really the tough one and completely anonymous for me , I some how managed to do few programs by my own before exams, even you people will start laughing my condition before this exam, I left the hope and emailed all the programs on my email account. You can’t imagine I was watching movies the night before this exam till 4:30 am.
Now as I opened the slip of question in exam centre, I was just about to do “bhangra “in front of everyone, but left this part for my room. Because the program was easy .and I did it with “nanhi muni” si help from my mobile GPRS service. Hehehe

And I think you people have got the reason, why am I calling my self MUNNABHAI?

PS: - if you think watching Himesh Reshmia in his own video is worst part of life , then please time to change your view, no no he hasn’t changed his tyle yet , but some thing more horrible in the line… yes a movie named “Apna Sapna money money”.
A worst movie I have encountered ever.

Bbye

goodbye till pata nahi..... :(

After two horrible orals , i think i should leave the world of internet. i will be back , but after 7-8 dec or pata nahi....

till then friends: JAI RAM JI KI , mai to chala.

take care

AND ALL THE BEST TO ALL THE ENGINEERING STUDENTS FOR THEIR EXAMS AND ALL.

Day before important oral exam.

Once again I am going to face one important oral on tomorrow, and the situation is very horrible here because of interfere of our respected HOD. Now he is taking oral of students, and as usual students are biting their nails because of tension and all. Even some have loose their hairs because of this tension. Ok last part is happened with me only...
But really condition is very horrible here. Just have a look on my desktop before this important exam.




All the OS related notes were on my desktop, with having mummy’s and my pic in the background. The mummy part is to make me force to open all these files. :) . I haven’t opened any internet page today; of course I didn’t have the time to do that. Actually revising 17+ chapters is a big deal. Now one can moot on this blog. Well buddies after spending some romantic (ok unromantic sounds better) with books, I want to express my self, actually I need some one to chat, and I think blogging is the best thing which one human can do. And I am trying the same thing. Kher after spending so much of horrible time in this department, this is making me giggling this time. I mean why all are worrying and giving too much of strain to their pumping machine, there is no need to worry about if you have prepared enough. If not, then it is your fault only, because no one from the college came and point gun on your head to stop studies your moti moti books. Achya ji, after sharing so much of gyan here , I need some thing to put in my brain hmm to be very clear let begin with tummy first means I am hungry. And thanks for all the good luck messages (I know senders are not reading this, and those who are reading this are not sending any).

Chalo once again its leaving time for me, keep mailing me on my mail id or if you can sms me , it’s a better option to do. Chalo ji take care